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Government doesn't work.
- Harry Browne
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Despair leads to boredom, electronic games,
computer hacking, poetry, and other bad habits.
- Edward Abbey
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"Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place."
- Billy Crystal.
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"I'm one of those people who's not really turned on by baseball.
My idea of a relief pitcher is one that's filled with martinis."
- Dean Martin
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"Sorry about that Chief."
- Maxwell Smart
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