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There was a young fellow named Chivy
Who, whenever he went to the privy,
First solaced his mind,
And then wiped his behind
With some well-chosen pages of Livy
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A fellow who lives in St. Paul
Has one hexadronical ball.
The cube of its weight,
Plus his penis, times eight
Is his phone number; give him a call.
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There was a young monk from Dundee
Who hung a nun's cunt on a tree.
He grabbed her fair ass
And performed a high mass
That even the Pope came to see.
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There was an old woman of Ghent
She swore that her cunt had no scent.
She got fucked so often
At last she got rotten,
And didn't she stink when she spent.
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A team playing baseball in Dallas
Called the umpire a shit out of malice.
While this worthy had fits
The team made eight hits
And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.
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