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There was a young man of Datchet
Who cut off his prick with a hatchet.
Then very politely
He sent it to Whitely,
And ordered a cunt that would match it.
"There is a young girl here at Vassar
And none, for your needs, could surpass her.
But she cannot detach it
And much less dispatch it.
You'll still have to bach it. Alas, sir!"
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There once was a gay young Parisian
Who came to an awful decision:
For his sexual joys
He'd have women and boys,
And snakes too---and no supervision!
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2
There was a young girl from Seattle
Who got her kicks sucking off cattle,
'til a bull from the South
Popped a load in her mouth
That made both her ovaries rattle.
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3
Remember those two of Aberystwyth
Who connected the things that they pissed with?
She sat on his lap
But they both had the clap,
And they cursed with the things that they kissed with.
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Remember those two of Aberystwyth
Who connected the things that they pissed with?
She sat on his lap
But they both had the clap,
And they cursed with the things that they kissed with.
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