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A progressive and young Eskimo Grew tired of his squaw, and so Slipped out of his hut To look for a slut Who knew the very fine art of Blow.
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A school marm from old Mississippi Had a quim that was simply zippy. The scholars all praised it Till finally she raised it To prices befitting a chippy.
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There once was a young man from Leeds Who swallowed a packet of seeds. Great tufts of grass Grew out of his ass, And his cock was all covered with weeds.
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While Titian was mixing rose-madder, His model posed nude on a ladder. Her position, to Titian, Suggested coition, So he climbed up the ladder and had 'er.
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Something -- by Beatles --------- Something in the way it fails, Defies the algorithm's logic! Something in the way it coredumps... I don't want to leave it now I'll fix this problem somehow Somewhere in the memory I know, A pointer's got to be corrupted. Stepping in the debugger will show me... I don't want to leave it now I'm too close to leave it now You're asking me can this code go? I don't know, I don't know... What sequence causes it to blow? I don't know, I don't know... Something in the initializing code? And all I have to do is think of it! Something in the listing will show me... I don't want to leave it now I'll fix this tonight I vow!
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