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Another young lady would make
Advances to snake after snake.
Though men she had met
Got her diaphragm wet,
She wanted her glottis to shake.
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Said a lovely young lady named Lake,
Pervertedly fond of a snake,
"If my good friend, the boa,
Shoots spermatozoa,
What offspring we'll leave in our wake!"
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There was an old fellow from Roop
Who'd lost all control of his poop.
One evening at supper
His wife said, "Now, Tupper,
Stop making that noise with your soup!"
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Oh, pity the Duchess of Kent!
Her cunt is so dreadfully bent,
The poor wench doth stammer,
"I need a sledgehammer
To pound a man into my vent."
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Any whore whose door sports a red light
Knows a prick when she sees one, all right.
She can tell by a glance
At the drape of men's pants
If they're worth taking on for the night.
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