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Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day
Said, "Girls on the way,
But what the hell's a 'panoe'?"
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A young man from Peloponnesus
Seduced all his nephews and nieces.
At the point of a sword
He married his ward.
And was the father of triplets, by Jesus.
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There lived in French Louisiana
A quaint and deceived old duenna
Who naively thought
That a penis was wrought
To be et like a thick ripe banana.
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There was a young fellow of Perth
Whose balls were the finest on earth.
They grew to such size
That one won a prize,
And goodness knows what they were worth.
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There once was a girl from Anheuser,
Who said no man could suprise her,
But Pabst took a chance,
Found a Schlitz down her pants,
And now he is sadder Budweiser.
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