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Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess? A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher says, "We're going to have to do this over and over again until we get it right." An airline stewardess says, "Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breath normally."
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This very old guy, older than 90, whips back the covers one morning with a big hard on. "What do you think about this, Honey?" he says to his wife. She says "Now that you have the wrinkles out of it, why don't you wash it?"
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Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what´s been going on since they last met. One of them had a new girlfriend and the other one asked about her cooking, her relation to his folks etc. etc. and finally asked "How is she in bed?" First guy replies "She´s fantastic, she sucks like a real man!"
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What is a man's idea of protected sex? A padded headboard.
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Why did the pervert cross the road? He was stuck to the chicken.
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