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A friend of mine said he and his son were at the grocery store when his son (about 9) asked him what "Oriole sex" was. I told him the store wasn't a proper place to talk about it, but I'd explain it to him on the way home. On the way, I decided to tell the truth and explain it fairly graphic and clinical. I thought I did pretty good until my son said, "Oh, you mean like a blow job, huh?"
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Michele's son was attending the Cub Scout meeting. One of the other parents there asked what was going to happen Thanksgiving week -- was there going to be a meeting or not. The Scout Leader replied, (no kidding), "We'll just have to see what day Thanksgiving falls on this year."
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Jenn says her husband worked with this guy at the high school. The guy wanted to measure the wall and he asked Mike (my husband) for some assistance. Mike said, "why not use the yardstick over there?" The guy looked at Mike and, very serious, said, "I can't use that. The wall is longer than the yardstick."
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