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My brother was his graduating class's validictorian. When he stood up to speak, all was going just fine, until he closed with, "and in closing I'll just say that there are two great honors a man can hope to achieve in his lifetime. And these two honors are, GET ON HER and STAY ON HER !" The crowd busted a gut laughing, but my father was in big hot water since Mom knew exactly who had coached my brother with that one. Sent by Jennifer
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Rubbermaid Inc. is recalling about 60,800 toboggans because they can break apart, causing loss of control and injury. They are sold under the brand name *Way-Too-Flexible-Flyers*.
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Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates will donate $100 million to help immunize children in developing countries against meningitis and respiratory and diarrheal illnesses. With the shot, however, the children will have Microsoft Internet Explorer 4.0 installed in them.
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