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"... and 9% of people said that they were a small orange cube of wood, and
that they fully supported the Government's view on education..."
-- Alexei Sayle, "Alexei Sayle's Stuff"
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"Is that a near-death experience?"
"No that's a nipple..."
-- Damien Day, Sarah Brown
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"Next to is good. Near is good. Just not _on_... _don't_ generalise that
comment."
-- Alasdair
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"It's tupperware. Of course it exists. We only wish it didn't."
-- Kez Bartsch
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"While I was doing this, a neighbor walked up, and I just want to say that if
you think it's easy to explain why you're squatting in your driveway, in
front of a set of burning underwear, surrounded by hair spray bottles,
holding a Barbie doll in your hand, then you are mistaken."
-- Dave Barry
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