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"You have a virus. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Now erasing all disks... Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha P.S. Have a nice day Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha (Click to continue...)"
-- Macintosh CODE 252 Virus
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"It hasn't gone black yet because my flatmate won't do it for me..."
-- Eric Erickson
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"Big Bird meets Salvador Dali has been brought to you by the numbers L and
), and by the letter 3."
-- D. J. Green
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"It isn't a crime to give yourself over to pleasure..."
"It is in Tasmania!"
-- Dr. Frank N. Furter (to Brad), someone in the
audience, "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
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"Oh yeah? My ENTIRE FAMILY was killed by gangsters... or maybe they moved
to Tucson... and now I crave VENGEANCE."
"HA! My entire family AND MY DOG were crushed during a civil war re-
enactment... and now I'm ITCHING to dispense justice indiscriminately!!"
"I just like to KILL people."
-- Various generic vigilante superheroes, "The Tick"
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