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A disgusting young man named McGill
Made his neighbors exceedingly ill
When they learned of his habits
Involving white rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill
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On May Day the girls of Penzance,
Being bored by the lack of romance,
Joined the workers' parade
With this banner displayed:
"What the Pants of Penzance Need is Ants."
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There once was a horse named Lily
Whose dingus was really a dilly.
It was vaganoid duply,
And labial quadruply---
In fact, he was really a filly.
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A golfer named Sandy MacFarr
Went to bed with a Hollywood star
When he first saw her gash he
Cried, "Quick, goot muh mashie!
Uh thunk uh c'n muk it in par."
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There was a brave damsel of Brighton
Whom nothing could possibly frighten.
She plunged in the sea
And, with infinite glee,
Was fucked in the ass by a Triton
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