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Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex? A: Mace.
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I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if, after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, "I'm doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy."
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Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? A: To meet chicks.
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Q: What's the difference between pussy and apple pie? A: You can eat your Mom's apple pie.
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Q: What do you call a prostitute with a runny nose? A: Full.
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