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Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Send this joke to a friend 1 Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with a
bloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?"
Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"
First man, "Want to come camping?"
Send this joke to a friend 2 After the fall in Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his sons Cain and
Abel. They passed by the ruins of the Garden of Eden. One of the boys
asked, "What's that?" Adam replied, "Boys, that's where your mother ate
us out of house and home."
Send this joke to a friend 3 Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag
at you, what have you done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.
Send this joke to a friend 4 Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson's
dreams every night??
A: Hansons.
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