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Three little old ladies, sitting on a park bench. The town flasher comes by and shows them his ALL! The first little old lady had a huge stroke. The second little old lady had a little stroke. The third little old lady would have had a stroke................but her arms weren't quite long enough.
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Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them that this |<---------------------->| is 12 inches.
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Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.
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Ok, kids, here's the gross one... Q: What's the difference between acne and a priest? A: Acne usually comes on a boy's face AFTER he turns 13.
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A tourist from Albegestan goes on his first overseas trip. Upon arriving, he is visibly puzzled filling his visa application. The border official look s over his shoulder, and sees the tourist trying to write 'Twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'. The official explains: "No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'." "Doesn't matter," the tourist answers.
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