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If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, then how do they get baby oil?
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Why is sex like money in the bank? Because when you withdraw, you lose interest. Sent by Annette
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How long does it take for a woman to orgasm? Who cares?
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Back in the '70s, days of conspicuous (ahem) consumption, Hugh Hefner was showing a friend around the Playboy Mansion. At one point, Hefner turned to his friend, and said, "Did you ever hear this joke? A woman receives flowers from her boyfriend. She turns to her friend, and says, `Oh, great. Now I'll have to spend the whole weekend with my legs in the air.' `Why?' says her friend. `Don't you have a vase?'" They laugh, and then Hefner opens a door with a flourish. Inside, women are reclining on couches, naked as jaybirds, with flowers protruding from their vaginas. Hefner and his friend have another laugh and are flirting with the girls when suddenly, from the next room, there is a bloodcurdling shriek! "What was that?" starts Hefner's friend. "Oh, probably just the umbrella stand..."
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Did you hear about the guy who died of Viagra overdose? They couldn't close his casket.
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