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Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said "These potatoes remind me of Emil's balls" "Are they that big?" asked the other. "No they're this dirty."
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So the elephant says to the naked man . . . "You breathe through that little thing?"
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What do you call a gay bar that has no chairs? - A fruit stand.
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The doctor looked benignly at the woman who had come to him for an examination. "Mrs. Brown," he said, "I have some good news for you." The woman said, "I'm glad of that doctor, but I'm Miss Brown," "Miss Brown," said the doctor without changing expression, "I have bad news for you."
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Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
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