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Amazingly, the woman who brought charges against Marv Albert has announced that she wants to be sportscaster. NBC gave her an audition but she sucked.
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For many years I worked as a police dispatcher. Well, one day I got a call from a lady, very upset because a man was driving around a Walmart parking lot exposing himself. Well, I was very professional and took all the information and was starting to hang up when she added how upset she was by the whole thing and "besides, if they want to take those little things out and play with them, they ought to stay home." Needless to say I lost it at that point, sputtering out "Yes m'am" and hung up the phone. Sent by Laura
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Adventures in teaching My friend likes to read his two young sons fairy tales at night. Having a deep-rooted sense of humor, he often ad-libs parts of the stories for fun. One day his youngest son was sitting in his first grade class as the teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to acquire building materials for his home. She said "...And so the pig went up to the man with a wheelbarrow full of straw and said 'Pardon me sir, but might I have some of that straw to build my house with?'" Then the teacher asked the class "And what do you think that man said?" and my friend's son raised his hand and said "I know! I know! He said 'Holy smokes! A talking pig!'"
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