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At one job I had, the boss man got the idea that the IT department should be living up to the slogan, "Giving every user what they need." I politely requested, "How do we get them to turn around so we can kick them in the ass?" It went over quite well, the room fell out laughing. I don't work there any more.
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A couple I know recently adopted a Chinese baby girl, and were showing her to friends. A neighbor came by to admire the baby, and asked, "But what will you do when she gets older and starts speaking Chinese?"
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I called a company and asked to speak to Bob. The person who answered said, "Bob is on vacation. Would you like to hold?"
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