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Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people is mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it!
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Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.
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The nice thing about being senile is -- your always meeting new people.
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"Adelaide water: The closest thing to Guinness without actually tasting nice." -- me
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"It's true... no man is an island... but if you take a bunch of dead guys and tie 'em together, they make a pretty good raft." -- Bug Eyed Earl, Red Meat.
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