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The first thing I do after opening a bar of Ivory soap is to scrape off the .0056 part that's impure. I mean, who wants to wash themselves with that crap?
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older, then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
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I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
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The technology is moving forward in great leaps, but I still want to fuck. -- Slavik on the modern technological advances
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Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man socially and sexually deprived.
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