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"... this is telling us that our important words are 'smelt', 'bud',
'brier' and 'nard'..."
-- Peter Kelsall (we don't know what he's on either)
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"I drool on the inside."
"Then why haven't you drowned?"
-- Garth, me
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"... we show you lions (we borrowed from a zoo) savagely stalk and attack
their prey! (that we tied down ahead of time to ensure a good camera
angle)..."
-- Jello Biafra, "Mild Kingdom"
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"... but BELIEVE YOU US, if this weren't a SERIOUS situation, we wouldn't be
discussing it in ALL CAPS."
-- a virus hoax hoax
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"I want us to be something that we can't."
"What's that?"
"A normal couple."
-- Holden, Alyssa, "Chasing Amy"
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