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"I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man
talking nonsense not to himself."
"Or just as mad."
"Or just as mad."
"And he does both."
"So there you are."
"Stark raving sane."
-- Guildenstern, Rosencrantz,
"Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead"
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"I'm offering you my body and you're offering me semantics?"
-- Caitlin Bree, "Clerks"
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"Spell 'Paranoia'"
"I can't! I'm diabetic! It means I can't spell!"
-- me, a very drunk guy at a party
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"... You can at least teach a dingo to fetch. The problem is, it can take
years to teach it the difference between a baby and a stick."
-- Kerry Cue (in "The Advertiser", 13/10/1997)
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"... the movie looks it was filmed by a rhesus monkey with a video camera. The
editing looks like it was performed by a rhesus monkey with a Cuisinart.
Apparently, if you're a rhesus monkey, you can really go places in Hollywood."
-- Mr. Cranky
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