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"Strut Rod Grinding"
-- Signs we saw in the Monroe shock absorber factory
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"Cognitive Dissonance Is Your Friend."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
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"It's a small world, unless you have to clean it."
-- from the cover of Snog's "Dear Valued Customer"
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"I'm sorry, but anyone who thinks the use of an angelic (or seemingly angelic
character), whose likes have been written about for, oh, about 4,000 years,
is ripping off Star Trek, has his head so thoroughly up his ass as to have
blipped into an entirely new intestinally-based reality and desperately needs
to get a wider frame of reference."
-- J. Michael Straczynski
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"... powerful like a gorilla, yet soft and yielding like a nerf ball..."
-- Homer Simpson
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