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"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson
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"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,
but they turned sixty, and that's the law."
- Jerry Seinfeld
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"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."
- Paul Rodriguez
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"If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and
all the impersonators would be dead."
- Johnny Carson
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"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York
said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't
cold enough. Let's go west.'"
- Richard Jeni
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