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"You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will
give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never
would've thought of that!'"
- Dave Barry
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"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think
of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
- Roseanne
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"Our bombs are smarter than the average high school
student. At least they can find Kuwait."
- A. Whitney Brown
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"Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose
you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."
- Mark Twain
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"Marriage is a great institution,
but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
- Mae West
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