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"Yah-hah, evil spider woman! I have captured you by the short rabbits and
 can now deliver you violently to your gynecologist for a thorough
 extermination."
                        -- An English subtitle used in a Hong Kong film




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"I'm hoping that Earth 100 years from now will be much less barbaric than it is now, but if it is I'm sure not going to fit in!" -- Eric the Fruitbat (aka Paul Sleigh)
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"Intolerance is the last defense of the insecure." -- Unknown
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"... Antichrist Superstar is an unexpectedly cohesive album from a silly shock-metal band and will stand as Marilyn Manson's definitive statement." -- Stephen Thomas Erlewine, All-Music Guide
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"It's is not, it isn't ain't, and it's it's, not its, if you mean it is. If you don't, it's its. Then too, it's hers. It isn't her's. It isn't our's either. It's ours, and likewise yours and theirs." -- Oxford University Press, Edpress News
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