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Imagine if there were no hypothetical situations... - John Mendosa
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Men do not quit playing because they grow old; they grow old because they quit playing. - Oliver Wendell Holmes
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"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my fishburger and I realize, Oh my God... I could be eating a slow learner." - Lynda Montgomery
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When they asked George Washington for his ID, he just took out a quarter. - Stephen Wright
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I hear that exercise kills germs. But how do you get the little buggers to exercise?
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