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"Back in my youth, there were people who would take elements of one RPG
 and try to make them work for another, like 'James Bond would be a Paladin
 with charisma of 19'. The two I always wanted to combine were _Call of
 Cthulu_ and _The Rocky and Bullwinkle Party Game_.

 'Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!'
 'Again?'"

-- David Jacoby




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"There's more than one way to do it." -- The Perl Slogan "It's a good thing there's more than one way to do it because most of them don't work." -- The Windows Perl Slogan
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"The Harvard Law states: Under controlled conditions of light, temperature, humidity, and nutrition, the organism will do as it damn well pleases." -- Larry Wall
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"The following two statements are usually both true: There's not enough documentation. There's too much documentation." -- Larry Wall
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"Life gets boring, someone invents another necessity, and once again we turn the crank on the screwjack of progress hoping that nobody gets screwed." -- Larry Wall
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