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"The population rises exponentially, the number of clues rises geometrically, and the number of clueful rises arithmetically. This is why the world has problems." -- Alistair J. R. Young in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"I once bought a cellphone that had a little sticker on the box that said 'DO NOT EAT PACKAGING MATERIAL'. There went another freebie snack at the office." -- Andreas "Buzh" Skau in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"And Mr Caffeine-Deficient-Brain went .... Imperial Star Destroyers? with serial ports?" -- Siggi the Underpaid, alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"The winds of political correctness now dictate press-backing of Microsoft the new national pasttime. It will do until Bill Gates sleeps with Monica Lewinski (I can see it now... M: 'Uh... it was dark; I thought he was Bill Clinton...')." -- Terry Lambert, comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc
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"I guess you could say that Linux is an international treasure." "Wow, just like Shirley Temple! I wonder how the penguin would look in pink taffeta." -- Rex Ballard, Jordan K. Hubbard in comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc among others
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