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"10 ways to stop users mistaking you for a normal person (4): When booting a workstation, shout out all console output 1/2 a second before it appears. Do this with your eyes closed and fists clenched." -- Steve Mitchell in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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"true, alasdair.. you just won't cut it." -- Ange
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"WARNING: preposterous time in TOY clock -- CHECK AND RESET THE DATE!!" -- Digital UNIX 4.0D
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"I'd rather she'd used me for sex. Using me for my mind really bothered me." -- Carl Jacobs
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"I'm getting a new desk soon! Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Desk goes up. Desk goes down. Lunch. Productivity is in the eyes of the beholder." -- Lars Balker Rasmussen in alt.sysadmin.recovery
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