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A great way to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.
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Marriages are made in Heaven. So are thunder & lightning.
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"Have you been to a zoo? I mean as a visitor?"
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I wish to you your life to be like toilet paper. Long and useful.
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Confucious say: "Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok."
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