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My wife, when I traveled away,
Made sly extramarital hay,
And partied for hours
With chosen endowers,
And often came back the next day.
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There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born 9 months too soon.
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck;
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon.
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A Chinese chef named Chang
Made dishes of unusual tang.
He stirred his wok
With the head of his cock
'Til oyster sauce poured from his wang.
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A young fellow discovered through Freud
That although of a penis devoid,
He could practice coitus
By eating a fetus,
And his parents were quite overjoyed.
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There once was a Bactrian camel
Who was bound by no fetter or trammel.
When he tried to make hay
In his Bactrian way,
His wife said, "Make me; I'm a mammal."
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