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He laid her on the table So white clean and bare. His forehead wet with beads of sweat He rubbed her here and there. He touched her neck and then her breast And then drooling felt her thigh. The slit was wet and all was set, He gave a joyous cry. The hole was wide... he looked inside All was dark and murky. He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms... And then he stuffed the turkey.
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There was an old harlot of Wick Who was sucking a coal-heaver's prick. She said, "I don't mind The coal dust and grime, But the smell of your balls makes me sick."
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There was a young man of Loch Leven Who went for a walk about seven. He fell into a pit That was brimful of shit, And now the poor bugger's in heaven.
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A sweet young strip dancer named Jane Wore five inches of thin cellophane. When asked why she wore it She said, "I abhor it, But my juices would spatter like rain,"
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There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her, Till they found on the grass The marks of her ass, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.
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