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Back in the 1960's white activists often got their hair styled in an afro -- a large bush-style hairdoo -- to show support for civil rights. One such fellow did so, and arrived home smiling and announced that he'd also teased all his pubic hair into the same bushy style. His wife, who had had it with her spouse's endless posturing, sneered, "Great... just great... now during foreplay I'll have to look for a needle in a haystack."
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What's long and hard and excites a girl when she's finally lucky enough to get on it? The road to success!
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How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed? When the big hand is on the little hand.
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What would you call a virgin on a water bed? A cherry float!
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Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, "Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life." "What happened?" asks Birnbaum. Goldstein moans, "My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!" "You think you had a bad week?" responds Birnbaum. "My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!" "How can you say that your week was worse than mine?" asks Goldstein. "It was identical!" "You shmuck!" replies Birnbaum. "I manufacture men's garments..."
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