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What's the difference between men and women?
Women must play hard to get; men must get hard to play!
Send this joke to a friend 1 Why is it estimated that only 99 percent of all people masterbate?
The other 1% were either taking the poll or answering the door!
Send this joke to a friend 2 Two homosexuals were talking when one of them happened to mention that he
had gotten circumcised last week. "Can I see it?" asked the second gay guy.
So the first guy promptly dropped his pants to show off his operation.
"Oooh," squealed his friend, "You look ten years younger!"
Send this joke to a friend 3 When is premature ejaculation a serious problem?
When it occurs between "hello" and "what's your sign?"
Send this joke to a friend 4 Hear about the guy who played a blank tape at full blast.
The mime next door went nuts.
Send this joke to a friend 5