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A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother." Sent by soh
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Why wasn't Jesus born in West Virginia? Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could'nt find three wise men or a virgin. Sent by Johnny
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What is green and purple and wants revenge? The Grapes of Wrath Sent by Diane
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After years of psychotherapy, John no longer believes he is a grain of wheat. However, one day he and a friend came across a chicken, and John was terrified. "Why are you so afraid, you're not a grain of wheat after all," his friend asked. John replied, "You know it and I know it, but the chicken doesn't know it." Sent by Marc
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Sign of drinking problem... You shout, "I'm not as think you drunk I am." Sent by JC
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