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What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
"Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"
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Three men die in a plane crash and are waiting to enter heaven.
St. Peter asks the first man, "What did you do on Earth?"
Man #1: I was a doctor.
St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.
St. P.: And what did you do on Earth?
Man #2: I was a school teacher.
St. P.: Go right through those pearly gates.
St. P.: And what did you do on Earth?
Man #3: I was a musician.
St. P.: Go around the side, up the freight elevator, through the
kitchen...
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Q. What do you call a musician without a significant other?
A. Homeless.
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How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
He doesn't know when to come in
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How can you tell a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
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