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An attractive young girl, chaperoned by an ugly old lady,
entered the doctor's office.
"We have come for an examination," said the young girl.
"Alright," said the doctor. "Go behind that curtain and
take your clothes off."
"No, not me," said the girl. "it's my old aunt here."
"Very well," said the doctor. "Madam, stick out your tongue."
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Send this joke to a friend 1 How does a man know when his wife is losing interest?
When her favorite sexual position is "next door"
Send this joke to a friend 2 It has been determined that having sex before participating
in athletic activity, such as a marathon race, does not
impair the athlete's performance. In fact, men have known
and displayed this for centuries. After sex, they glance
at their watches and say, "Oops, gotta run!"
Send this joke to a friend 3 Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
Neither has he.
Send this joke to a friend 4 What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
Hang herself.
Send this joke to a friend 5