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Nancy told me about her friend Joy's annual gynecology exam. While the doctor was "doing his thing", he looks over at her chart and says, "Hmmm, I see you had your tonsils out...." She was surprised that the doctor could tell *that* from where he was sitting . . .
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I wanted to make an impression at a family reunion and remember the names of all of the new husband's family members. There was one gent whom I'd asked his name and tried very to remember but failed repeatedly. Finally he bailed me out and said his name was Dick. Without a thought I quickly said, "Gosh, how could I forget? You *look* like a 'Dick'!!!"
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My brother was driving down the road that leads to you "Country Estate", all twenty acres of it. He saw a young person wearing a tee shirt and jeans walking along the side of the road and, as is to be expected in the rural areas of a few years past, offered this person a lift. The kid got in the car. Now, this was a bright, sunshinny day and my brother got a good look at the kid he picked up. He said "You live down this way, son?" The kid looked at my 50-year-old brother and asked "What's the matter, pops? Forget what a girl looks like?"
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