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Colena was telling me about her buddy and *his* girlfriend. They were working on a vehicle and using gasoline to clean the parts with. It was a warm day and the gas was sitting in a coffee can in the sun and eventually evaporated. Judi demanded to know what happened to it. When they told her what happened, she asked what eveporation was. So they told her it got hot in the sun & made it go away.... Judi's reply... "If you put it in the shade, will it come back?"
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Before I left army basic training in Louisiana, for my next duty station in Texas, my drill sergeant asked me: "Son, you know how to find Texas?" I said "I'm not sure, drill sergeant." "Well" he says, "you go west till you smell shit." "Thats Oklahoma" "Then you turn south 'til you step in it." "That's Texas."
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Finally, Edward tells me about the article concerning the Pennsylvania Governor's committee to examine violence. The paper reported Governor Ridge was especially pleased to annouce that he was nominating a "victim of a homicide" to that committee. Bet *that* person won't have much to say.
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