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Did you hear about the disaster at a major U.S. University? The scientists were cloning monkeys and one of them blew up. The scientist are trying to determine what went wrong by sifting through the Rhesus' pieces.
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Mouth Cells I'm a bio major at IUP (Indiana University of Pennsylvania) and was taking a cell biology course my freshman year. The task of the day was examining epitheleal cheek cells under a microscope. We had to scrape the inside of our mouth with a toothpick and make a slide from it and i.d. the different types of cells that were found. One girl in the class (a rather well built sorority gal, which is why I sat next to her) was having some trouble identifing some cells. She called the prof. over to ask him. After a moment or two of peering in her scope, he looked up, and said in a loud voice, "Those are sperm cells." The girl turned bright red and ran out of the room. Needless to say, she dropped the class. (Although I spent two weeks looking for her, I never did see her again.) Such is life :) - Author Unknown
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I was on a Southwest flight once that was delayed at the gate after everyone boarded. The flight attendant said over the intercom, "We're sorry for the delay. The machine that normally rips the handles off your luggage is broken, so we're having to do it by hand. We should be finished and on our way shortly."
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