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There was a young lady of Mott Who inserted a fly up her twat And pretended the buzz Was not what it was, But something she knew it was not.
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There was a young girl, very sweet, Who thought sailors' meat quite a treat. When she sat on their lap, She unbuttoned their flap And always had plenty to eat.
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There was an old man of Duluth Whose cock was shot off in his youth. He fucked with his nose, And his fingers and toes, And he came through a hole in his tooth.
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There was a young fellow from Florida Who liked a friend's wife, so he borrowed her. When they got into bed, He cried, "God strike me dead, This ain't a cunt, it's a corridor!"
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In the shade of an old apple tree, Where between her fat legs, I could see A little brown spot With the hair in a knot And it certainly looked good to me
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