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There was a young lady of Clewer Who was riding a bike when it threw her. A man saw her there With her legs in the air And seized the occasion to screw her.
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There was an old harlot of Wick Who was sucking a coal miner's prick She said, "I don't mind The coal dust and grime, But the smell of your balls makes me sick."
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Said the whore whom they called Geraldine, "When I think of the pricks that I've seen, And all of the nuts And the arseholes and butts And bastards like you in between."
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There was an old girl of Kilkenny Whose usual charge was a penny. For half of that sum You could finger her bum; A source of amusement to many.
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There was a young lady of Bicester Who was a lot far nicer than her sister. The sister would giggle And wiggle and jiggle, But this one would come when you kissed her.
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