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There was a young girl named Sapphire Who succumbed to her lover's desire. She said, "It's a sin, but now that it's in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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An ode to the hole That never heals. The more you touch it The better it feels. You can rub it And scrub it And brush it like hell, But you will never get rid Of that fucking fish smell. (Author Unknown)
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There once was a fellow named Dave, Who kept a dead whore in his cave, The smell was grotesque, The pussy the best, And look at the money he saved! Sent by dave
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There was a young harlot named Schwartz Whose cock-pit was studded with warts, And they tickled so nice She drew a high price From the studs at the summer resorts. Her pimp, a young fellow named Biddle, Was seldom hard up for a diddle, For according to rumor His tool had a tumor And a fine row of warts down the middle.
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There was a young lady named Rose With erogenous zones in her toes. She remained onanistic Till a foot-fetishistic Young man became one of her beaux.
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