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There was a girl from the five and ten Who diddled herself with a fountain pen. The top came off, The ink went wild, And now she's the mother of a coloured child.
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There was a young lady named Clair Who possessed a magnificent pair. Or at least so I thought, Till I saw one get caught On a thorn, and began losing air.
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There was a young girl of Darjeeling Who could dance with such exquisite feeling. There was never a sound For miles around, Save of fly-buttons hitting the ceiling.
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There once was a fiesty young terrier Who liked to bite girls on the derriere. He'd yip and he'd yap, Then leap up and snap; And the fairer the derriere the merrier.
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There once was a queen of Bulgaria Whose bush had grown hairier and hairier, Till a prince from Peru Who came up for a screw Had to hunt for her cunt with a terrier.
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