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A young trapeze artist named Bract, Is faced by a very sad fact. Imagine his pain, When again and again, He catches his wife in the act.
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There was an old spinster of Tyre Who bellowed, "MY CUNT IS ON FIRE!" So a fireman was found, Brought his engine around And extinguished her burning desire
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There was a young girl of Spitzbergen Where people all thought her a virgin Till they found her in bed With her quim very red And the head of a kid just emerging
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A near-sighted chap named Coulter Led a glamorous gal to the altar. Quite lovely he thought her Till some strong soap and hot water Made her look like the rock of Gibraltar.
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There was a young fellow named Simon Who tried to discover a hymen. But he found every girl Had relinguished her pearl In exchange for a solitaire diamond.
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