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"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf." "Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you're right, I'll get the shovel and clean it up!"
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"We'd like a room, please," the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning." "Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?" "No thanks, just a room. I'll hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it."
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Q: How is a woman like a condom? A: Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: How much money have you got?
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What do you call a nun riding piggyback on the hunchback of Notre Dame? Virgin on the ridiculous.
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