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Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.
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What does a camera and a condom have in common? They both capture that magic moment.
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A crowd had gathered around a whore and they were about to stone her. Jesus stepped in front of her and said: "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone." From the back of the crowd came this stone which hit Jesus on the head and knocked him down. Jesus turned and looked in that direction and said: "You know mom, sometimes you really piss me off."
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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar. The bartender turned around and said, "Is this some kind of a joke?"
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A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave. Pretty soon a second drunk staggered by. "Get me out of here", said the one in the grave, "I'm cold". The other one looked over the edge and said, "No wonder you're cold, you poor guy. You don't have any dirt on you".
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