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Why don't witches wear panties? So they can get a better grip on the broom.
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This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water. "That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the pool manager. "Everybody does it, you know." "That may be so," came the reply, "but usually not from the diving board."
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What's long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night? A new last name.
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Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks "What's that mum ? " His mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally she came up with the following, "That's where your dad accidentially hit me with an axe!" and little Harry replies, "Good shot, right in the CUNT!"
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A man walks into a doctor's office with a frog stuck to his head. Doctor: How did this happen? Frog: It started with a bump on my ass.
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